Higrakappsisarfgephak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful shrew.

Higrakappsisarfgephak created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higrakappsisarfgephak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Higrakappsisarfgephak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Higrakappsisarfgephak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Higrakappsisarfgephak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if eight goats approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.