Haklunrat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent fairy.

Haklunrat created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haklunrat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Haklunrat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Haklunrat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Haklunrat's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing gray skirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

3. Worship no other gods but Haklunrat.

4. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the north.

5. Always help sick badgers.