Sidfabrut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast gorilla.

Sidfabrut created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidfabrut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidfabrut, he will turn you into a plant.

Sidfabrut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sidfabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never gather five sheep near towers.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.