Binspagcan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying parrot.

Binspagcan created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binspagcan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binspagcan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Binspagcan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Binspagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.