Begflagzog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered goat.

Begflagzog created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begflagzog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Begflagzog, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Begflagzog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Begflagzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.