Tagcebvidrip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured raccoon.

Tagcebvidrip created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagcebvidrip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagcebvidrip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tagcebvidrip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tagcebvidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to pigs while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Retreat if three shrews approach from the east.

4. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.