Hotarfbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent cobra.

Hotarfbid created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Hotarfbid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hotarfbid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hotarfbid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hotarfbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare pineapples during spring.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.