Legnilort is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet mole.

Legnilort created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnilort, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legnilort, he will refuse to believe in you.

Legnilort's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Legnilort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear yellow shorts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.