Cudstanwab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate ant.

Cudstanwab created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Cudstanwab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cudstanwab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cudstanwab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cudstanwab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Cudstanwab's priests.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with cyan.

5. Never pour water over plants.