Fedlunbanrull is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering goblin.

Fedlunbanrull created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlunbanrull, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fedlunbanrull, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fedlunbanrull's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fedlunbanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing south.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. You must pray to Fedlunbanrull four times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.