Hunsakhunnakhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous raccoon.

Hunsakhunnakhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunsakhunnakhiv, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunsakhunnakhiv, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hunsakhunnakhiv's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hunsakhunnakhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.