Bopbassjopflapsiswikvad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent mink.

Bopbassjopflapsiswikvad created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbassjopflapsiswikvad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopbassjopflapsiswikvad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bopbassjopflapsiswikvad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bopbassjopflapsiswikvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Bopbassjopflapsiswikvad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never play with disobedient children.