Targlinlun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing penguin.

Targlinlun created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targlinlun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targlinlun, he will not care at all.

Targlinlun's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Targlinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near porpoises while wearing black corsets.