Likgepcam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying yak.

Likgepcam created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Likgepcam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Likgepcam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Likgepcam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Likgepcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Never gather three mice in one place.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never remain standing at dawn.