Cinrigzig is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong
jellyfish.
Cinrigzig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinrigzig, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Cinrigzig, it will destroy your home solar system.
Cinrigzig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Cinrigzig's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare beans while filled with joy.
2. Never prepare cherries during autumn.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.