Kiprawfit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy ferret.

Kiprawfit created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Kiprawfit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kiprawfit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kiprawfit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kiprawfit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear skirts.