Dusscunrull is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, overgenerous octopus.

Dusscunrull created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusscunrull, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dusscunrull, she will make you grow a tail.

Dusscunrull's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dusscunrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never jump near cats.

3. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Always help sick gulls.