Nigfunlin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent warg.

Nigfunlin created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigfunlin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nigfunlin, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nigfunlin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nigfunlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

4. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

5. Do not chop down trees.