Sabarnquat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered cat.

Sabarnquat created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Sabarnquat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sabarnquat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sabarnquat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sabarnquat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sabarnquat.

2. Do not prepare melons while filled with envy.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.