Zagfabqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, passionate finch.

Zagfabqueeg created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Zagfabqueeg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zagfabqueeg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zagfabqueeg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zagfabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips on holy days.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not name children after turtles.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.