Guprenquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring salamander.

Guprenquam created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guprenquam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Guprenquam, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Guprenquam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Guprenquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.