Wonloopdid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable hippopotamus.

Wonloopdid created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonloopdid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonloopdid, she will come to you in dreams.

Wonloopdid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wonloopdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.