Milsandboss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane lizard.

Milsandboss created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milsandboss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Milsandboss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Milsandboss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Milsandboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing indigo stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your face.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Milsandboss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.