Ratcutflig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful hedgehog.

Ratcutflig created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ratcutflig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratcutflig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ratcutflig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ratcutflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Do not travel during spring.