Hubquillnart Zimvaghen Nuttdodyok is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable lizard.

Hubquillnart Zimvaghen Nuttdodyok created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubquillnart Zimvaghen Nuttdodyok, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubquillnart Zimvaghen Nuttdodyok, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hubquillnart Zimvaghen Nuttdodyok's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hubquillnart Zimvaghen Nuttdodyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hubquillnart Zimvaghen Nuttdodyok on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if nine eagles approach from the south.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not make images of living things.