Lunceblog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering squid.

Lunceblog created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunceblog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lunceblog, he will think nothing of it.

Lunceblog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lunceblog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Do not name children after mice.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Heed all portents.