Ponappcub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental gerbil.

Ponappcub created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponappcub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ponappcub, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ponappcub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ponappcub's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not make images of living things.