Madhancap Safcutraw is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast giraffe.

Madhancap Safcutraw created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madhancap Safcutraw, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madhancap Safcutraw, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Madhancap Safcutraw's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Madhancap Safcutraw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never laugh in spring.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Always store pineapples above ground.

5. Retreat if five great tits approach from the east.