Biffasbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust naga.

Biffasbon created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Biffasbon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biffasbon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Biffasbon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Biffasbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before touching iron.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always store cucumbers above ground.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.