Budfudfag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate swallow.

Budfudfag created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfudfag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budfudfag, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budfudfag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Budfudfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away if five swans approach from the east.