Nilbogjam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise cow.

Nilbogjam created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilbogjam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nilbogjam, she will send you a sign.

Nilbogjam's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nilbogjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always store figs above ground.

2. Do not take Nilbogjam's name in vain.

3. Nilbogjam loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.