Nutligfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish crow.

Nutligfeb created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nutligfeb, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nutligfeb, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nutligfeb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nutligfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutligfeb.

5. Do not chant at rivers.