Tiggodnegfid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy rhinoceros.

Tiggodnegfid created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiggodnegfid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tiggodnegfid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tiggodnegfid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tiggodnegfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Tiggodnegfid five times a day.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.