Satstanwot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy faun.

Satstanwot created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Satstanwot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Satstanwot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Satstanwot's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Satstanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Never paint your chest yellow.

3. Always store bread above ground.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.