Vonbaglen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable capybara.

Vonbaglen created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonbaglen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonbaglen, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vonbaglen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vonbaglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.