Hintiprip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane aardvark.

Hintiprip created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hintiprip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hintiprip, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hintiprip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hintiprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.