Vinnegtab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage mink.

Vinnegtab created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnegtab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinnegtab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Vinnegtab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vinnegtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always store lentils above ground.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Never handle lead while unclean.

5. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.