Kopmobstip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kopmobstip created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmobstip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kopmobstip, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kopmobstip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kopmobstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kopmobstip on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never eat lemons.