Stipgunrul is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart armadillo.

Stipgunrul created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgunrul, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stipgunrul, she will turn you into a mouse.

Stipgunrul's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stipgunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing north.

2. Never mention ants.

3. You must pray to Stipgunrul six times a day.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.