Zanyog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy cow.

Zanyog created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanyog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zanyog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zanyog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never paint your back blue.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zanyog.

5. Do not commit murder.