Flammotjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent camel.

Flammotjad created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flammotjad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flammotjad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Flammotjad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flammotjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not take Flammotjad's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.