Hit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable unicorn.

Hit created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hit, she will destroy your home planet.

Hit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hit's name in vain.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not drink alcohol.