Fatnillhunlogwanflattimflap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic goat.

Fatnillhunlogwanflattimflap created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatnillhunlogwanflattimflap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fatnillhunlogwanflattimflap, he will torture you forever.

Fatnillhunlogwanflattimflap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fatnillhunlogwanflattimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fatnillhunlogwanflattimflap's priests.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.