Gednurlgodlim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced guinea pig.

Gednurlgodlim created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gednurlgodlim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gednurlgodlim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gednurlgodlim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gednurlgodlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the north.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.