Komgilcib is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring ant.

Komgilcib created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Komgilcib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komgilcib, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Komgilcib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Komgilcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing pink kilts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Komgilcib.

5. Never remain prostrate at midday.