Logwikbusratwatlikcat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm slug.

Logwikbusratwatlikcat created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Logwikbusratwatlikcat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logwikbusratwatlikcat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Logwikbusratwatlikcat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Logwikbusratwatlikcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while blessed.

2. You must love Logwikbusratwatlikcat.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.