Nullmannil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet aardvark.

Nullmannil created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullmannil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullmannil, he will turn you into a tree.

Nullmannil's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nullmannil's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not take Nullmannil's name in vain.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.