Zodhuggutham is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident meerkat.

Zodhuggutham created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodhuggutham, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zodhuggutham, he will turn you into a plant.

Zodhuggutham's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Zodhuggutham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.