Kop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet centaur.

Kop created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kop, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about dark matter near horses while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

4. Never curse while facing west.

5. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.