Wegcebstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able tapir.

Wegcebstrag created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcebstrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegcebstrag, he will not care at all.

Wegcebstrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wegcebstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.